I was with King and Roxanne (both graduate students) at Hemingway's sipping the establishments special mixes such as Sex on the Beach and Long Island Ice Tea. Roxanne was not much of a drinker. After drinking a quarter of her "Koolaide", she got dizzy and said she needs something to eat. She dug into her hangbag and took out...a Mandarin orange. Freaking hilarious.

Roxanne was telling us about one of her classmates who just got pregnant. The thing is she has been sleeping with her boss for a month. She too has a boyfriend of seven years. Who's the daddy? The boyfriend offered to raise her unborn baby. He is such a saint.